I'm not the most intuitive person on the planet...but I can see the freakin' future!
I’m serious about fucking with my books.
Once I let a friend borrow one of my RPG guides.
She cracked the spine, and dogeared every page she wanted to remember, creasing the thick paper terribly on about 50 pages. In two weeks, she had my book for two weeks.
Once I’d realized what she’d done to my book, we were no longer friends.
The level of disregard for my book was just too much, there was screaming, yelling, and we were no longer friends.
I understand this completely. I once lent Misery to a second cousin, expecting that because they were family they would respect my stuff.
2 months later:
Me: Oh hey, do you still have my Misery book?
Them: Sorry, I can’t find it. I know it’s at home somewhere though!
2 more months later, while visiting their house:
Me: Umm…is that my misery book, laying on your back step, all wet and busted up?
Them: Um, yeah, wow. I didn’t know it was there!
*NEVER LEND UNLESS YOU KNOW THE PERSON INSIDE AND OUT*
Someone needs to turn this into an even MORE amusing gif!
“No, human, face me. Now open your mouth, and let me touch your tongue with my paw”
Here is some young Ian McKellen spam for your dash.
Have a nice day.
Now we need benedict cumberbatch doing the same poses. =D
if you feel lonely i have one tip for you. end every post/utterance you make about being lonely with “i am the shadow” that way you transmute being sad and crying into being a badass
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
THE SHADOW KNOWS!
Never lie to me again.
Clearly the girls in the original example aren’t having their period right then and there…FALSE ADVERTISING!
SUE, SUE, SUE! =D
I would have two sexes and thus be double the fun! =D
Going out and being social
Yeah, I guess this is true some of the time. =)